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55 Best Johnny Bravo Quotes (With Images)

Mama mia, are you ready for some Bravo quotes from the handsome guy…Johnny Bravo? Good. Pull your breakfast cereal a little closer and enjoy the view smart momma.

Best Johnny Bravo Quotes

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“I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!” – Johnny Bravo

“Don’t touch the hair.” – Johnny Bravo

“Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?” – Johnny Bravo

“Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!” – Johnny Bravo

“My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!” – Johnny Bravo

“Whoa, Mama!” – Johnny Bravo

“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!” – Johnny Bravo

“Man, I’m Pretty!” – Johnny Bravo

“Enough about you, let’s talk about me.” – Johnny Bravo

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“It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.” – Johnny Bravo

“”Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!” – Johnny Bravo

“I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.” – Johnny Bravo

“4%? That’s almost 5%.” – Johnny Bravo

“Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.” – Johnny Bravo

“I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.” – Johnny Bravo

“This is not good for my hair!” – Johnny Bravo

“I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city, my living room is full of cats that means ‘pause’ I’m hungry!” – Johnny Bravo

“But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for, and who has ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”

Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick Up Lines

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“Baby, you’re beach front property and i’m the tidal wave of love.” – Johnny Bravo

“Wanna feel my muscle? Only a dime a minute.” – Johnny Bravo

“Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed in the wrong direction. My house is this way.” – Johnny Bravo

“I bet your name is Mickey or something of the same, because you’re so fine and beautiful.” – Johnny Bravo

“You’re pretty, i’m pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?” – Johnny Bravo

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“I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!” – Johnny Bravo

“Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.” – Johnny Bravo

“Hey baby, you look like you’ve got Bravo fever and i’m just what the doctor ordered.” – Johnny Bravo

“I got you a birthday present, me.” – Johnny Bravo

“Oh, Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.” – Johnny Bravo

Gender Quotes From Johnny Bravo

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“Hey there, hot mama.” – Johnny Bravo

“Hello, teen hotline. Your boyfriend left you? Why? What are you wearing?” – Johnny Bravo

“This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this. I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of!” – Johnny Bravo

“Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.” – Johnny Bravo

“Could you say that again, cause all I heard was blah blah blah woman.” – Johnny Bravo

Funny Johnny Bravo Quotes

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“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.” – Johnny Bravo

“Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?” – Johnny Bravo

“Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me!” – Johnny Bravo

“Hey, Santa, It’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” – Johnny Bravo

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“Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?” – Johnny Bravo

“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.” – Johnny Bravo

“What do you think, Rubber Ducky? Quack, quack. Precisely what I had in mind!” – Johnny Bravo

“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.” – Johnny Bravo

“Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout.”- Johnny Bravo

“Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down” – Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo Quotes About Love

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“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.” – Johnny Bravo

“I must be a snowflake because i’ve fallen for you.” – Johnny Bravo

“Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same thing…me!” – Johnny Bravo

“There, there, princess. I don’t mean to break your heart. But then again, I’m a heart breaker.” – Johnny Bravo

“Well, I’m afraid to love, so when people try to get close, I push them away, and talking doll!” – Johnny Bravo

“I’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart.” – Johnny Bravo

“Come and get it, ladies. I’m yours for the taking.” – Johnny Bravo

“Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams?” – Johnny Bravo

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