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50+ Funny Minion Quotes And Pictures For Facebook

The mischievous yellow creatures in the Despicable Me franchise (and Minions spin-off movies) are tiny creatures called Minions. These lovable little mischief makers speak their own language, “Minionese”, a combination of English, French, Spanish, and more – and contribute to some of the most memorable moments in the Despicable Me movies. Although we don’t speak Minionese, we did our best to curate some funny quotes with Minion pictures.

Best Funny Minion Quotes

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“My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.” – Minion quotes

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.” – Minion quotes

“Keep rolling your eyes, maybe one day you’ll find a brain back there!” – Minion quotes

“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.” – Minion quotes

“My brain has too many tabs open.” – Minion quotes

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“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.” – Minion quotes

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.” – Minion quotes

“Don’t give me your attitude, unless you want mine!” – Minion quotes

“When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”.” – Minion quotes

“Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.” – Minion quotes

Minion Fart Quotes

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“I don’t fart. I whisper in my underwear.” – Minion quotes

“If pooping is a call of nature, does that mean farting is a missed call?” – Minion quotes

“It’s so damn cold outside, I just farted snowflakes.” – Minion quotes

“A fart is a wish your butt makes.” – Minion quotes

“If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!” – Minion quotes

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“Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate.” – Minion quotes

“Love is…not having to hold in your farts anymore.” – Minion quotes

“Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.” – Minion quotes

“It wasn’t a fart…my lower intestine blew you a kiss.” – Minion quotes

“I fart because it is the only gas I can afford.” – Minion quotes

Minion Fans Quotes

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“Some people aren’t just missing the old screw. The whole freakin’ toolbox is gone.” – Minion quotes

“My curiosity and my common sense are arguing again! I don’t think this is gonna end well.” – Minion quotes

“Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.” – Minion quotes

“I’m just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.” – Minion quotes

“Would whoever has my voodoo doll, please give it a rest.” – Minion quotes

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“Yeah, it is possible for me to behave. I just don’t want to.” – Minion quotes

“Stop in the name of banana.” – Minion quotes

“All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.” – Minion quotes

“I’m so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.” – Minion quotes

I lost my phone and it’s on silent.” – Minion quotes

Minion Quotes Monday

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“Sorry I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation.” – Minion

“Shortest horror story: Monday.” – Minion

“I’m not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?” – Minion

“It’s Monday…wishing you strength during this difficult time!” – Minion

“May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.” – Minion

“It’s Monday. Perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.” – Minion

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“It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.” – Minion

“If each day is a gift, i’d like to know where I can return Mondays.” – Minion

“Tomorrow is Monday, which means I have to adult. I don’t want to adult.” – Minion

“3 of the worst words to hear…tomorrow is Monday!” – Minion

Minion Love Quotes

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“Minions love hugs and kisses!” – Minion

“I love you like a Minion loves bananas!” – Minion

“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.” – Minion

“Love is…being stupid together.” – Minion

“Ladies, if your boyfriend is shorter than 5’5, he’s not your man, he is your minion.” – Minion

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.” – Minion

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“I’m smiling because I love you.” – Minion

“You’re weird. I like you.” – Minion

“No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share an umbrella and survive the storm together.” – Minion

“A good relationship is when someone accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.” – Minion

Minion Inspirational Quotes

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“We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.” – Minion

“You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.” – Minion

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Minion

“Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine.” – Minion

“Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were big things.” – Minion

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“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Minion

“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.” – Minion

“No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.” – Minion

“Don’t worry about what people say behind your back. They are the people who are finding faults in your life instead of fixing their own.” – Minion

“Not everyone likes me…but not everyone matters!” – Minion

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